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Jim McLean
was back inside Tannadice last Wednesday. A thrown punch? A police
investigation. A formal charge of assault. None of it appeared
to matter. McLean sat in his seat in the stand watching a
Dundee United closed-doors match offering his usual wary scrutiny
of players. One witness said he was bantering happily "and even
cracking jokes". This, after two days when he’d been stretching
his legs across the golf course. It is just possible that McLean,
albeit ignominiously, has been liberated.
The punch
he allegedly threw last Saturday at John Barnes, the BBC reporter,
received garish television coverage. As a swansong in the game,
there can be no greater humiliation. But McLean’s tightly-wound
and elusive character might surprise us one more time. If his
end was coming at United, as surely it was, there could certainly
have been no quicker or cleaner severance. McLean will be able
to live with this daft assault charge. There will be no prison
cell, no theatrical court case, and it is just possible the sense
of commotion surrounding him will clear up more quickly than John
Barnes’s gashed lip. McLean has always been a Vesuvius waiting
to erupt, but football will recall this incident with a sense
of comedy more than outrage. At Christmas, when it is re-enacted
on television’s satirical programmes, Jim will laugh with the
rest of us, as will Barnes. The latter, in fact, will probably
be asked to take part in the sketches.
There has
been a lot in the past week on the character-influences of Jim
McLean, in particular his Christian Brethren background. I’m not
sure how much of this has amounted to a lot of socio-religious
guff. This observer certainly can’t recall a tradition among that
respected religious fellowship of members acting as he did last
weekend. It is certainly true that in some books of the Old Testament
there are vivid accounts of vengeance, but it must be doubted
if Wee Jim has ever read Jeremiah or Deuteronomy. I think something
that touches closer to the truth of McLean’s intemperate behaviour,
last weekend and throughout his career, is found in another strain
of Lanarkshire’s famous Christian culture - the Protestant church’s
Puritanism and, in particular, their guilt and foreboding over
wealth. Certainly in football, McLean has been unable to tolerate
the sort of carnal pleasures and worldly indulgences of contemporary
players that might even have made Nineveh blush.
The money
that footballers began earning in the late 1980s and 1990s didn’t
just arouse his fury, but evidently, a more deep-seated moral
code. I remember sitting in McLean’s office one afternoon when,
with the heat hovering on his forehead, he grabbed a sheet of
paper and barked out some of the salaries that United’s staff
were on. "Listen to this! Seventy thousand, sixty-five thousand,
fifty-eight thousand, sixty-seven thousand, seventy-eight thousand,
sixty-nine thousand, seventy-nine thousand...does this sound like
a club that doesnae pay wages?" That was in 1995. I took his point,
but I also recognised his wrath. The Brethren movement doesn’t
advocate pugilism. It does, though, encourage thrift and moderation,
which become fiery subjects in the hands of angry men. The deed
now done, the resignation now tendered, it doesn’t really matter
what concocted baloney we all come up with for McLean’s actions.
He is a fascinating, complex and often disturbed man - confirmation
of this alone should be enough for us to get on with. The point
is, what will he now do with his significant shareholding in Dundee
United? McLean faces a battle ahead and one more impossible judgment.
The pressure group, United for Change, would do well not to dance
on McLean’s grave. If this will serve to do one thing and one
thing only, it will make McLean more bloody-minded than ever about
handing over shares to a group whom he habitually refers to as
"these bloody people". McLean currently owns 41% of United, or
around 5,330 shares. Or more accurately, McLean’s family does:
Jim has spent 10 years meticulously hoovering up shares here and
there, and for obscure reasons has spread them around his wife,
Doris, and his two sons, Gary and Colin, as well as lodging some
in his own name. He has also, in the past few years, arranged
for his brother, Tommy, to receive a small wedge.
But in layman’s
terms, he effectively owns Dundee United. Both McLean and United
for Change face an arduous future. McLean's problem is that he
won’t want UfC, being the rebels, to receive his shares, yet he
faces a credibility issue selling to people who evidently cannot
serve United’s greater good. McLean's first option, and clearly
his preferred one, is surely a non-starter. If he were to sell
to either or all of Doug Smith, Bill Littlejohn, Bruce Robertson
or Don Ridgway - his four remaining allies on United's board -
it would clearly smack of a cronyism that couldn’t further United's
financial base in the slightest. UfC, though, have their own dilemma.
Who among this group has the financial muscle to resuscitate United?
The outstanding candidate remains Eddie Thompson, the likeable
and respected Dundee businessman, whose Morning, Noon and Night
chain of stores continues to grow in the market. Yet Thompson,
by his own admission, is not awash with money. A cash injection
of, say, £2.5m into United, cannot represent the new Eden. Clubs
such as Rangers, Celtic and even Leicester City pay this for one
reserve player. McLean and Thompson, moreover, are embroiled in
a mini-vendetta. Previously associates from the time when Thompson’s
VG foods sponsored United in their glorious 1980s, the two men
now communicate only via lawyers - or sometimes in fine weather
through highly-readable slagging in the pages of the Dundee Evening
Telegraph. Last week in the Telegraph, McLean told Thompson to
"put your money where your mouth is". Thompson retorted in the
paper the next day that McLean had threatened him with "hell freezing
over" before he would ever sell him his shares. "I have contacted
my lawyer, and he immediately faxed Mr McLean's lawyer [asking
him] to name his price," Thompson told the Telegraph. "The ball
is therefore firmly in Mr McLean's court." Since retiring from
managing the club, McLean has taken up his irate perch in one
of Tannadice’s corporate glass cages situated behind the dugouts
- it is from here that some players have testified to seeing him
staring out like Marley’s ghost on their performances. Only two
doors along from McLean is where Thompson's box is to be found.
Since 1996,
when Thompson started making well-meaning attempts to buy into
United, the two are said to have walked silently past each other
without exchanging a word. One witness says that McLean occasionally
stops to offer Thompson "the odd wee glower" - but that is about
it. Whatever the way forward, United's cashbox needs filling from
somewhere. In April 1999, the club received a £3m injection from
the Bank of Scotland: £2m to be spent on new players and £1m put
in place as an overdraft facility. United's balance-sheet, according
to neutral observers, is not as bad as some clubs’, but Tannadice
is still becoming anaemic. Some of that money, such as £500,000
spent on Alex Mathie and £300,000 on Joachim Ferraz, has simply
been frittered away. Currently, a Danish businessman in Copenhagen,
Flemming Ostergaard, is said to be interested in investing, but
others claim this is fantasy. Yesterday, Thompson said the issue
was no longer about United's starry future - it was about the
club just surviving in the here and now. "We’re right in the critical
period - forget Europe, forget the past, it is now all about staying
alive and still being in the Premier League come August," said
Thompson. "If we are relegated this season our balance-sheet will
be destroyed. We’ve become a laughing-stock - it is the tragedy
of what Jim and the board have presided over. If I and others
can get aboard, we’ll go and get good pros who can help United
out of their predicament - and by that I don’t mean going to the
ends of the earth to sign players.
There has
been mismanagement at Tannadice. Money, or a lack of it, has not
been the reason for us being bottom of the league. It is how the
club has spent its money." In an increasingly bitter battle, which
will centre upon McLean's shares, Thompson has graciously expressed
sympathy for the former chairman’s plight..."Jim and I disagree
about the way forward, but we’re both absolutely passionate about
the club. And after what has happened recently, I believe this
must be a bit frightening for Jim. It’s a major shift for him.
In the battle for control of the club I’m trying to be fair: it
can’t be easy for him to adjust to the necessary changes. Throughout
all of this, whatever I think of Jim now, it is impossible to
forget the 1980s under him. He was a great manager, as good as
Stein: I don’t care what anyone says." ©Scotland
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